Hey everyone At this time of year it is customary to deliver a Christmas message to the nation. So with this most British tradition in mind and tongue planted not even slightly in cheek I have decided to deliver my Christmas message.
This Christmas message will I’m sure gladden the hearts of those of us who voted yes in September’s independence referendum but I’m not sure how its intended recipients will feel about the contents of it. Those recipients are auld Lizzie Windsor and the man who is so servile he may as well be her loyal if newly appointed Scottish butler.
This man goes by many names amongst those most favoured by his opponents are Uriah Heap, Skelator, Mr Burns or his full name James Sanctimonious Murphy. If ever a dodgy double act deserved to get the message it is these two. So I have made sure that is exactly what they got and believe me they may not like it quite as much as they think.
Dear Lizzie And Jim
You may wish Scotland to forget the past. You may want us to forget how we voted in September. You may wish Scotland or to reconcile our alleged differences and be happy in your land of milk and honey. You both have good reasons for this, you both have money. Lots and lots of money. But you see it is how you acquired your vast wealth which really concerns me and many others
Let’s start with you Lizzie according to the powers that be you are our national monarch and these people even say that you should have long to reign over us. Don’t they think that 62 years is quite long enough. Indeed our official national anthem asks God repeatedly to save you though what you need saving from I don’t actually know. Though my guess would be your family as they have given you more than a few embarrassing moments over the years.
This would be especially true of your husband Prince Philip who had he not married you would I am certain have made an excellent political columnist for the Daily Mail. Let’s be honest Lizzy he certainly has the politics for the job and their readership would love him. I’m sure he would fit right in as he has insulted more countries in 10 minutes than even the most ardent far right UKIP loving Mail columnist has managed in 10 years.
Then there’s Prince Harry who wears Nazi uniforms to his posh friend’s parties. Now I know you and the family are proud of your German roots but seriously this takes taking the mickey to a whole new level. Also I know that until recently your impartiality over your loyal flock of tartan sheep was never remotely questioned. This is especially true when it comes to those in establishment who are entering the North British arse licking contest as the prize winners can wrangle an invite to the Garden Party for that particular branch of your fan club. It is however with considerable regret that I have to report a serious breach of your alleged political neutrality when on the morning of September 19th according to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom you purred down the phone on hearing the result of Scottish Independence Referendum. Now let’s get things straight Lizzy I have good friends who were delighted that Scotland was gullible enough to vote no to our own freedom and the right to decide our own future, so I would have no problem with you leading the conga down through Pall Mall and singing we won at the top of your voice. I do however object to you purring as I don’t want to imagine you licking milk from a saucer and acting like George Galloway. It’s not on Lizzie doll it seriously isn’t.
Now I know you’ll say you are fond of Scotland, after all your sons were educated at a top private school here and your grandson and our future king met his princess at one of our finest universities. I am aware that you also have several castles, which you use for very refined dinner parties and a holiday home for nice wee seasonal breaks. You even attend church here but I don’t see you letting your empty properties for emergency shelters for homeless people or donating your surplus food to local charities so forgive me if I sound less inspired by your token nod to my country.
Also I notice that you mentioned reconciliation in your speech to the nation. Now I am a wee bit ahead of you there, you see I have already reconciled with all the no voters that I want to and it may surprise you to know that is actually most of them. I will however gladly state that I will never reconcile with the more career minded if simple minded of the grovelling classes such as the hate filled George Robertson, or the deluded Margaret Curran the opportunistic Anas Sarwar or the pseudo socialist George Galloway or the man who combines all of these undesirable characteristics in to one and thus takes multi-tasking to a whole new level Jim Murphy.
Now Jim has said that he wants Scotland to move on from what he calls the old yes and no divisions and make the new year a new start for Scotland. After all this professional charlatan has new expenses forms to fill in and he doesn’t want Scotland to stand in his way.
Unfortunately for the sanctimonious one there are a whole lot of people who voted yes many of them former Labour voters who are in no way prepared to do as Murphy wants namely roll over and play brain dead and vote for Labour and the other unionist parties. The clue should come to Jim that it is the Scottish National Party not his beloved Conservative version of The Labour Party who have seen a four fold increase in membership since the independence referendum.
These people and countless others share the idea of moving on but we will move on at our own pace and it will be Scotland not Jim Murphy who dictates the pace of change You see unlike previous generations we don’t have the intellect of a lemming or the attention span of a goldfish and these are the qualities that unionists need us to have in order for this shambles of a union to survive.
It is my belief that many unionists particularly those like Murphy are of the more truculent and entrenched variety fail to understand that the genie is out of the bottle now and it won’t be going back in any time soon. Though Jim Murphy and his pals might want to pretend otherwise they will not be allowed to go back to business as usual. This referendum has changed Scotland for good. No longer will be willing to settle for crumbs from the colonial masters table. The expenses king is a small talent at Westminster where he is being constantly outshone by people such as Douglas Alexander from his own party and from the Liberal Democrats the likes of Michael Moore and Alastair Carmichael are also outsmarting the sanctimonious one. That and only that is the reason why Murphy is attempting to hijack the Scottish Parliament for his own personal ego. So Lizzie if you’ll permit or even if you won’t it is time to deliver my message to Jim. It is as you would unusually for that of a servant longer than yours but that is because it has several points to make. This because Mr Murphy needs a serious wake up call.
Dear Jim.
I will not be patronised by you or anyone else in the UK establishment that we are better with austerity, foodbanks and children in poverty, than we would be as an independent nation without the burdens of The House Of Lords, Trident, and tory economics. I used to think your party were Tories in disguise but the disguise has worn off and now we know you are no more than Tories the government allows to oppose them. As for you well you once made the fatal mistake of claiming during the referendum that you didn’t care who ran Scotland as long as we were run from London.
This reminds me an old saying my granny once taught and it has served as a guide for my life. ‘It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove any doubt’ By breaking this simple but basic instruction you have deemed yourself unfit to ever hold public office. So you see Jim you by providing the rope with which others can and will use to hang you, you have proven beyond any doubt you lack the political intelligence and social skills for effective leadership.
So no Jim I won’t forget my yes vote and neither will a great many others. As unlike you i have principles and on the 18th September I voted yes because of those principles. I learned my principles from my father and also from my deeply socialist grandmother. These were the same principles that guided great socialist thinkers like James Connolly and John MacLean. I voted yes not for flags and banners but for a vision of a fairer more inclusive nation. A vision which is a million miles away from your United Kingdom where the rich are totally united in their war not on poverty but on the poor whom you and others like you see as a blot on your green and pleasant land.
I on the other hand do not the poor in this way, I see people not labels, people who deserve help to enhance their existing skills and to develop new skills in order to empower them to make the best of themselves but I don’t see any hope of that within the current political system so no you cannot go back to a pre-referendum Scotland business as usual is no longer an option now or ever again.
There is in my opinion no point in you telling Scotland to move forward. We already have and that move will continue apace.
We have moved on to the next chapter in our nation’s history and for the moment that will take place within the United Kingdom. I can live with that. I have fought for what I believe in and on this occasion the fight was lost so the war remains un-won. This war is not and will never be with the people of England, Wales, or the six counties of occupied Ulster. The war I fight is with Westminster where people are judged by their title and status rather than the content of their character. I want to derail the gravy train known as the Westminster expenses express I want a land fit heroes and heroines to live in, not a land where you need to be a hero or heroine to live in it.
Yes I know, I should shut up and move on I’ve told that by a few no voters who have considerably less intelligence than Elmer Fudd. The fact I won’t shut up seems to annoy them, I think I may just have touched a few raw nerves and you know something I vow to keep touching raw nerves and upsetting those you rely on for your votes, the ill informed, the Record readers, those who watch the BBC, and others of the less fortunate variety, and unlike your friend Gordon Brown I keep the vows I make.
No doubt you have your reasons for supporting the union, it has after all made you a very rich man for someone who claims be socialist. You are not a socialist Jim you are a member of the Labour Party and the two are not related not even remotely. The movement of the red flag has become the party of the red rose and the union flag. How Keir Hardie must be spinning in his grave at the thought of it. The fact that Margaret Thatcher called a Labour Prime Minister in Tony Blair a better Conservative than John Major the Tory Prime Minister he replaced then was invited to have tea at 10 Downing Street by Blair’s replacement Gordon Brown shows just how Conservative your party has become.
There is a popular photograph of the Scottish Labour leadership standing alongside their Tory friends with the heading Lying Together. It has the caption We Don’t Know What Labour Stand For But We Know Who They Stand With. Never has there ever been a damming but accurate summary of what your party has become, yet still you stand by the union rather than stand up for your country. I hate to this but someone’s going to have to the union despite what you may think is no yellow brick road and I for one will not follow it and it’s one way path to our destruction. You may have applied for the job of First Minister of Scotland but I will do all in my power to ensure you never get it. I you see actually care about my country can you honestly say the same? to be I doubt it. Your loyalty is to London to the green benches of Westminster where the prospects of ermine robes has you fantasising of finding a retirement home where you go for a good sleep pretend to be relevant and still get paid. It must be your dream but your dream is Scotland’s nightmare and we are at last beginning to see a means of escape from it.
That is one of the main reasons I voted yes I feel no pride in being British far less in being a part of a union is a nation only in name and in reality is no more than a trading name for a glorified economic unit which was formed in and is maintained in the interests of the rich.
As I said earlier in this post I have principles and if you want me to abandon those principles for Auld Lang Syne the monarchy, a mythical feeling of Britishness I’ve never had or nor will, Irn Bru crates or your political career then believe me you are going to be very disappointed. You see when I cast my yes vote at 7.45 am on the morning of the 18th of September I knew why I was doing it.
So to conclude this Christmas Message for Lizzy and Jim I said Yes to principles and no to personal gain. This Is the reason that former First Minister Alex Salmond, a man who resigned with dignity and whose boots you will never be fit to lace said in his resignation speech that the Dream Shall Never Die and believe me it won’t. The Scotland we fought for will be ours and there is nothing you or your fellow unionists can do about to stop it. As sure as a new dawn follows the darkest day, this time will be our time and when the history books of early 21st century are finally written and Lizzy is just another former monarch whose family may or may not reign over us and what currently passes for our commonwealth, you and your fellow unionists will be no more than footprints in the sand.
Love And Best Wishes
Gayle X