I Speak For Scotland The Secret Thoughts Of Alasdair Dumpling

Hey everyone Earlier today and on many occasions before Alasdair Darling or should that be Dumpling said that he speaks for Scotland and not David Cameron. The man is a fool. He seems to have delusions of relevance he is no more than David Cameron’s hired half wit and the people of Scotland know it.

The fact is Alasdair when it comes to Scotland is of no importance and as for his claim that he will debate with the First Minister on our constitutional future I find this insane comment totally and completely laughable. You see it isn’t his signature on the Edinburgh it is David Cameron’s and that is the man who must debate the future of our country with Alex Salmond. Well if I am brutally honest Michael Moore has more right to make the claim to speak for Scotland’s unionists after all he unlike Mr Dumpling is at least in government and was unlike arrogant ally a witness to the Edinburgh Agreement.

It is my opinion that this vain and silly man deserves to be ridiculed and I have written a poem which I think does the job it’s titled I Speak For Scotland The Secret Thoughts Of Alasdair Dumpling I hope you enjoy the read.

I Speak For Scotland (The Secret Thoughts Of Alasdair Dumpling)

I speak for Scotland
so shut up and listen
my only loyalty is to Britain
I don’t really care
If you do have opinions I speak for Scotland
and I’m on a mission

I speak for Scotland
you’ll never be free
I speak for Scotland
Its all about me
I’m Alastair Dumpling
and i take the crown’s pay
I speak for Scotland
and I lie every day

I speak for Scotland
I’m Cameron’s choice
I’m an arrogant bore
and I love my own voice
I speak for Scotland
in a Westminster script and the prospect of ermine
will ensure I’m a Brit

@ Gayle Smith 2013

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