Hey everyone A poem on a topic which brings out the worst in me. It is without doubt the biggest curse in the history of Television. I refer to reality TV Shows I’ve called it Nonentity. I hope you enjoy the read.


I’m a nonentity get me in
to the press
I’m stuck in the jungle
a bampot in distress
I’ve danced on ice
& nobody even cared
went on the X-Factor
& judges threw up
in despair

I’ve appeared on every reality show
you could name
I want more
than 15 minutes of fame
I’m a terminal loser
I really am pathetic
I’ll have to audition
for the only way is Essex

@ Gayle Smith 2012

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